Matt Zeitlin

The great thing about working at the Center for American Progress is that I’m just a small cog in a great plan to dominate the world.

For intance, Glenn Beck has dutifully uncovered that John Podesta and a “self-proclaimed communist” have joined up with environmental groups, organized labor and community organizers to do all sorts of bad things.

But any good plan to take over the world needs more than just the organizational acumen of Mr. Podesta. What’s also needed  are scary brown people to spread the message, and a Jewish money-changer to fund them

There’s a good magazine piece out there to be written by how both the liberal and conservative movement alternates between a spooky conspiratorial discourse and an admiring one when discussing the other’s activist, policy and intellectual infrastructure.