Matt Zeitlin: Impetuous Young Whippersnapper

Levi Johnston Seems Like A Cool Dude

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Huffington Post has the goods on Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law. He’s basically a purebread, Alaska redneck. I don’t mean this to be in anyway derogatory, just look at how he describes himself:

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, “I’m a f – - -in’ redneck” who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- – - and just f – - -in’ chillin’ I guess.”

“Ya f – - – with me I’ll kick [your] ass,” he added.

He also claims to be “in a relationship,” but states, “I don’t want kids.”

Sounds like a perfectly normal, fun guy. Too bad he’s about to be a dad. I would love to see him out on the campaign trail…

Written by Matt Zeitlin

September 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm

Posted in Social Stuff

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