Gangster of the Week
Nastia Liukin
Not only did she win the Olympic gold by a fairly comfortable margin, she managed to show just about zero emotion during the entire competition. Sure, she was crying and smiling when she was on the podium, but in between rounds, while Shawn Johnson was pacing and practicing and bouncing around, Liukin was getting her Marlo Stanfield on. She could easily be a Terminator, or at least a distant, diminutive relative of Ivan Drago.
And sure, everyone says that she and Shawn are such good friends, but I don’t believe it for a second. No one that gangster could be friends with such a close competitor.
